01.10.08

JADWAL, SKL dan MATERI UNAS 2008

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12.21.07

3 tokoh

Posted in selingan at 2:32 am by deadline2010

3 orang, Kanada, Osama dengan Bush sedang jalan-jalan, kemudian ketemu genie in the botol.Genie: “Karena kalian sudah membebaskan ku, maka masing-masing dari kalian akan saya kabulkan sebuah permintaannya….”Canada: “Saya adalah seorang petani. Ayah saya adalah petani dan anak saya pun adalah seorang petani… saya mau seluruh tanah di Kanada menjadi subur…”

Genie: “Puff…. sekarang seluruh tanah di kanada sudah sangat subur untuk di tanami.”

Osama: “Saya ingin tembok besar mengelilingi afganistan, jadi gak ada seorang pun kafir, yahudi dan amerika tidak bisa masuk ke tanah suci kami”

Genie: “Puff… sekarang telah ada dinding besar yang mengelilingi afganistan.”

Bush: “Mmmmmm…. saya sangat tertarik dengan tembok ini… bisa ceritakan lebih lanjut?”

Genie: “Well… dinding ini tingginya 15.000 feet, tebal 500 feet, dan secara menyeluruh mengelilingi negeri tersebut… tak ada yang bisa masuk atau keluar dari sana… sama sekali tak terkalahkan…”

Bush: “Baiklah. Kalau begitu… penuhin isi tembok itu dengan air”

nara-sumber

Penerbangan Lokal

Posted in selingan at 1:46 am by deadline2010

Kejadian ini saya alami waktu saya tinggal di Denpasar bersama ortu. Kami sering nongkrong di warung jamu tradisionil di dekat rumah kami.Pada suatu hari ketika kami sedang duduk duduk di warung jamu, sepasang bule datang ke warung yang kelihatan meriah dari jauh. Bule kucel dengan ransel di punggung itu melangkah dengan penuh percaya diri menuju ke halaman warung jamu. Dalam hati saya bangga juga jamu tradisionil kita sudah dikenal dimancanegara. Buktinya si bule pun mau mengunjungi warung jamu di Indonesia.Makin dekat ke warung langkah bule tersebut kelihatan makin ragu ragu, namun tetap saja mendekati kami. Setelah dekat, salah seorang bertanya kepada kami dalam bahasa Inggris dengan wajah agak ragu, “Do you have a direct flight to Jogya for tomorrow?”Gantian kami yang bengong sambil saling berpandangan penuh tanda tanya. Bukannya kami nggak tahu bahasa Inggris lho! Cuman tanya ticket pesawat kok di warung jamu.Karena agak lama kami saling berpandangan tanda bingung, sekali lagi si bule bertanya, “Air Mancur is a domestic flight, doesn`t it?”Astaga, ternyata nama Air mancur dikiranya nama suatu maskapai penerbangan yang sering menggunakan nama Air itu…nara-sumber

12.18.07

When Russia delivered nuclear fuel for an Iranian power plant

Posted in news at 6:00 am by deadline2010

WASHINGTON —

The United States lost a years-long battle when Russia delivered nuclear fuel on Monday for an Iranian power plant that is at the center of an international dispute over Iran’s nuclear program. Iran, for its part, rejected the idea that the delivery might mean it no longer needed to do its own uranium enrichment to make fuel, citing work on a second power plant.

In announcing that it has delivered the first fuel shipment to the power plant at Bushehr in southern Iran, Russian officials said that the fuel would be under the control of the International Atomic Energy Agency while it is in Iran, and that the Iranian government had given guarantees that the fuel would be only be used for …… read more …

Tehran Times -

MOSCOW/TEHRAN - Russia has delivered its first shipment of nuclear fuel to a reactor it is helping to build at Bushehr as Iran’s atomic chief said the plant will be connected to power grid after March 2008.
Iran and Russia reached agreement last week on a schedule to finish building the plant after years of delays. The Russian company building the Bushehr plant, Atomstroiexport, said the delivery of the enriched uranium fuel began on Sunday. Atomstroiexport said the containers of fuel had been inspected and sealed before delivery by the UN’s nuclear watchdog, the International Atomic Energy Agency ……. read more …

12.12.07

The rich nations to cut greenhouse gas emissions by specific amounts.

Posted in news at 2:40 am by deadline2010

BALI, Indonesia (AP) — Delegates at the U.N. climate conference struggled to agree Tuesday on whether they will call on rich nations to cut greenhouse gas emissions by specific amounts, and the U.N. chief warned that the human race faces oblivion if it fails to confront global warming.
Ban Ki-moon, who is presiding over the final days of a conference aimed at setting an agenda and deadline for talks on a pact to replace the Kyoto Protocol in 2012, urged quick action as negotiators haggled over wording that would be acceptable to all.
A version of the revised text obtained by the Associated Press included guidelines for industrialized countries to cut emissions by between 25% and 40% overall by 2020 — a range that is sure to anger the United States, which has repeatedly said it opposes specific target ranges.
The document also contained a new mention of “quantified national emission limitation and reduction commitments” for industrialized countries.
Ban said the time to act was now
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11.11.07

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